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Back to the Karaoke U Below is our complete list of Karaoke Word Variations. If you can think of anymore, please send them to webmaster@yerup.com. Auxpareoke - Getting caught with your girlfriend by your wife at the local karaoke bar. Barelyoke - When someone sings into the mic but you still can't hear them. Bareoke - Singing au naturel (in the buff). Blareoke - When the music is WAY TOO LOUD! Bloodymaryoke - Any show that lasts until daylight. Brokey-oke - Singing withdrawals suffered the weekend before you get paid. Buryoke - Any song that has been done to death and is pulled from the lists. Carry-No-Key - A description of bad singers. Chairaoke - A person who sits to sing so they can hide behind the monitor. Cherryoke - A first time karaoke singer. Dareoke - A 'friend' picks out a song that you have never tried. Derrieroke - Randomly pulling a song title out of your butt and trying to sing it. Fairoke - When a new song turns out to be OK and you'll try it again. Fareoke - A venue that charges you to sing or makes you pay a cover charge. Frustrateoke - Trying to hear the singer on the mic above the off-key person next to you. Gerioke - Karaoke for the elderly. Glareoke - Unable to read the monitor because there is a spotlight in your face. Guessaoke - When you thought you know a song by heart and mess up the words. HariKari-oke - Equating the fear of singing with suicide. Holyoke - Gospel music at a bar. Impairaoke - When dancers on the floor block your view of the monitor. KA - A recovery group for Karaoke Addicts Kamikazi-oke - Sliding your finger down the catalog list and diving into it unprepared. KaraChainSmokie - A nervous condition that occurs before trying out a new song. Karachokie - Having to end a verse short due to saliva going down the wrong tube. Karanookie - What every guy prays for after any given night of singing. Karaslowpokie - A KJ who takes forever to get the next song up. Karasmokie - A KJ who abuses the fog machine, making it impossible to sing. Karateoke - When a singer does an Elvis song with leg kicks, arm thrusts, etc. Karayuckie - The song that makes you run for the bathroom or a smoke break. Koupie - A karaoke groupie. Merryoke - Singing Christmas songs all night long. Naryoke - A town that doesn't have a karaoke venue. Nearoke - You set up the show and no one will sing. Not-there-eoke - When the next person you call up has left without telling the KJ. Oops-eoke - When you write down the wrong disc and track numbers. Prairieoke - Too many country songs in a row. Retalioke - When you laughed at a singer and he waited out back to kick your butt. Scaryoke - Attempting a song for the first time and you're pretty sure it's gonna suck. Scateoke - The uncontrollable urge to improvise during musical breaks. Shareoke - When you and some friends 'tag-team' through a song. Shareoke(2) - Wandering around with a cordless mic to get others to sing with you. Solitaireoke - When the KJ is forced to sing 'cause there are no sign-ups. Sorryoke - Events that make you wish you had stayed at home. Speedaroke - Getting as many singers up as possible in the last hour of the gig. Stareaoke - Waiting for the gal in the super-low cut blouse to take a bow after her song. Swearoke - Someone who changes the lyrics in order to cuss for the hell of it. Swearoke(2) - Any song sung deliberately to offend. Stumbleaoke - Tripping while going up on stage to sing. Tearyoke - When someone sings the song so bad you want to cry. Tokoyokie - Walking into an all Japanese sing along. Unfairoke - The person who always complains after losing a contest. Waryoke - You get up to sing in a group song but no way will you get near the mic. Wastoidoke - Someone who is too drunk to sing." Wearyoke - The third time you hear the same song in a single night. Whereoke - Frantic search for a singing fix when a karaoke junkie visits a new town. Whoreoke - A person who offers sex for an extra turn in the rotation. Back to the Karaoke U
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